Oh me Oh my!

My name is Alyssa and this is my tumblr.
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Nov 29
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  • James: ugh. I need to clean my room and STEVEN
  • Alyssa: you need to clean steven? THATS A LITTLE WEIRD JUST LETTING YOU KNOW
  • James: his stupid ass needs to get home and clean up the kitchen! HAHA MSN froze before I could post the rest of that. XD
  • Alyssa: hahahaha I think you just put all that there
  • James: WHY ARE YOU PICKING ON ME JESUS
  • Alyssa: THATS RIGHT I AM JESUS
  • James: ohohoho you are going to hell XD
  • Alyssa: I'm dragging your ass with me
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  • Alyssa: HAHAH FUCKING TYLER PERRY IS IN STAR TREK I was like WAIT WUT
  • James: NO FUCKING WAY! WHO DOES SHE PLAY?
  • Alyssa: HAHAHA
  • James: A Black vulcan??
  • Alyssa: he is a dude in it!
  • James: He's a DUDE? Not some sassy grandma alien?
  • Alyssa: hes like the principal of star fleet academy. HAHA omg thats what steven said, he was like, WHERE IS MADEA? IN SPACE??
  • James: ROFLROFLROFL I've talked to him before. XD OMG MADEA IN SPACE
  • Alyssa: OMG WAS HE SASSY
  • James: "BOY U BETTAH EAT THEM GRITS"
  • Alyssa: I cannot say I've ever seen a Tyler Perry movie. star trek doesn't count as one does it!? he was the principal!
  • James: UH NO Because it's not a Tyler Perry Movie. Just a Movie he was In.
  • Alyssa: what did you guys talk about? did he ask if you had seen his movies? and if you were a strong black christian man?
  • James: ROFL No!!! He just wanted to transfer some pts to Delta. I'm not allowed to be like "OMG R U THAT GUY WHO PLAYS AN OLD LADY IN THEM MOVIES??" I'd get fired for that.
  • Alyssa: lol did he want to use his points on wigs? or fat suits?
  • James: Haha I assume that he already has like a LIFETIME supply of that shit. XD That bastard is like TOTALLY rich!
  • Alyssa: you should cross dress and become rich too
  • James: I've been thinkin about it let me tell ya.
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Nov 27
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I admit it.

I cried.

I feel so overwhelmed.

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Nov 25
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Dear Mister Charters

As you know, we have an exam tomorrow. I just thought you’d like to know that I have the phylum memorize for the Fungi and Plantae Kingdoms.

Zygomycota
Ascomycota
Basidiomycota
Deuteromycota

Byrophyta
Pterophyta
Coniferophyta
Anthrophyta

I AM READY FOR YOUR LAME ASS EXAM, KEN CHARTERS.

love,
Alyssa

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Nov 20
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Nov 16
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Last night Andy hurt himself pretty bad.

He’s always been a particularly tough little boy, at least by my standards. He does the whole whining crying thing but once he realizes that he isn’t going to get what he wants he pulls himself off of the floor and goes running once again.

Yesterday was just one of those days. No nap. Not eating very well. Harassing the dogs. Typical Andy antics when hes being ornery.

He fell of a chair. I was in the kitchen checking on my dinner and trying to call my mother back, and then I heard this loud BAM. No crying, so I figured he had just fallen off and was going to climb right back on again. Instead, he was laying on the ground, on his back. He looked at me, and as he opened his mouth to cry blood just poured out of it.

It was really very scary.

Everything is okay though. It seems like he just bit his lip very very hard and it looks like I punched him!

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Damn Catholics, taking up all the birthdays!
— my brother
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Nov 15
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I wish I had a boyfriend that dressed like Marty McFly.

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